Thursday, June 26, 2014

DO YOU LIKE TO READ MYSTERIES?
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF WRITING ONE?
SOME ADVICE FROM AN ADDICT.


 

                        WHAT NOT TO DO IN YOUR MYSTERY NOVEL

 

 

 

 


Mystery writers are an interesting breed and have special skills which they develop at the expense of the reader.  I think it’s because they have to plot and to fill  up the 300 or so pages needed for a novel, they need more plot than they can arrive it.  So, they go to extraordinary lengths to manufacture a private life and to insert chapters of domestic bliss, domestic violence, the lack of domesticity, etc. etc. purely as filler. However, there are limits to a reader’s acceptance.  Over the years I’ve had to wean myself from finishing every book I begin.  I now allow myself to stop reading if certain characteristics appear. Conversely if you are writing a mystery novel, please take the reader’s wishes into consideration.   I have tried to make a comprehensive list of the telltale signs of bad writing, bad characterization, bad plotting, in order of their irritation value: 


 

YOU DON”T HAVE TO FINISH THE BOOK


>When the author introduces 17 characters in the first chapter.


 

>The characters are described by their brand names i.e. wearing a Prada handbag over her                                         arm, she twirled her Bulgari bracelet watch on her thin elegant wrist.  Her nose job


by one of the city’s most skilled plastic surgeons, centered a face with a Bermuda tan.

 

>No corpse is found by page 30.

>There are four or more  references to events from previous books in the first two chapters. For example, “because there was a bullet lodged close to my heart fired by  my devious partner who shot me in my first novel, BLOOD ON MY GUCCI’S,  I could not pass the airport screening and had to voluntarily stay in the country except the time I stowed away on a Carnivale Line ship while following a felon in BLOOD ON MY BIKINI ATOLL.

 

>More than half of the opening chapters are spent driving hither and you across vast boring stretches of the:

            upper peninsula

            Arapahoe reservation

            Connecticut

            Martha’s Vineyard

Tony Hillerman’s novels are an exception to this rule.  Chee and Leaphorn can drive anywhere they want to and so can Joanna Brady.

>The detective/hero/heroine (solver, main character, etc.):

            raises dogs

            raises cats

            raises herbs

            writes for a fashion magazine

            cooks  (recipes are great page fillers as well as belly fillers)

            runs a bookstore

 

>Has just

            lost her husband/lost his wife

                        by divorce

                        by death

                        by girlfriend/boyfriend

                        by golly          

           

>Doesn’t get along with her/his

            sister

            mother

            father

            brother

            boss

 

>Has an appropriate relative/long time friend/exhusband/exwife who is

            a cop

                        local, municipal, county, state

            a private detective

            FBI agent


            CIA agent

Or who works for the

            insurance company

            telephone company

            DMV

            fingerprint university

           

>Or knows how to operate a computer.and is called upon with the promise of dinner, drinks, etc. to provide appropriate information the detective is unable to get because

he/she doesn’t know how to use one.  The debt is never paid.

 

>Has some character flaw which makes her/him the perfect detective:

            inability to get along with others

            is an introvert/loner

            congenitally nosy

            congenital liar

            tricks old ladies

            paws through the effects of strangers

            breaks in to homes illegally (burgles)

            One clue which will help you decide who is guilty – if the heroine sleeps with him, he’s ok.  He wouldn’t do it.  In cozies anyway.  The detective doesn’t sleep with killers.   If the hero sleeps with her you can’t be sure.  That may be a sign – of sexism anyway.

And finally, the heroine/hero is so dense she/he doesn’t/can’t put together two huge clues you already picked up on back in the second and third chapters.   When she/he finally does get it together,  you’ll want to strangle her/him thus becoming the murderer in the next adventure - BLOOD ON THE BOOK CASE. 

I do like my detectors to be sharp and smart and tell me something I didn’t already know.   And not necessarily about  dogs, cats, herbs, recipes, old etchings, antiques or should I say collectibles, etc.

            And now that Mizz Plum (Evanovich) has gone to work for Ranger what can we expect to happen to his fleet of SUVs. 

 

           

 

 

 

 

Monday, June 2, 2014


Winners of the First New York State “Poetry Unites—My Favorite Poem” Contest Announced


Posted on


June  02 2014

New York, NY (May 2, 2014) Marie Howe, State Poet of the State of New York and Corinne Evens, a philanthropist, in coordination with the Academy of American Poets, the New York State Writers Institute, and the New York State Office of Cultural Education, are pleased to announce the winners of the 2014 Poetry Unites contest for the best short essay about a favorite poem.  The winners of the contest, which was open to all New York State residents, are in alphabetical order:

·        Marita Boulos, literacy program coordinator from Rouse Points, Clinton County, NY, for her straightforward and eloquent prose that candidly brings John Donne’s “Song” into her village.

·        Rosanna Oh, from Jericho, Long Island, a student, for her deeply personal response to the humility and precision in Robert Hayden’s “Those Winter Sundays.”

·        Matthew Powers, a teacher from Little Falls, NY, for the way he realistically invokes the incantatory and communal nature of poetry in Mark Strand’s “Lines for Winter.”

·        Paul White a healthcare provider from Cheektowaga, NY, for recognizing the talismanic power and healing capacity of poetry in David Ignatow’s “Sunday at the State Hospital.”

The winners will each be featured in short film profiles directed by Ewa Zadrzynska, which will be posted on Poets.org as well as the State Library, and NYS Writers Institute’s websites, and may be broadcast by public television across the United States. They will be awarded a Certificate of Merit and invited to a celebratory film screening on October 18, 2014 in NYC.
         
The jury selection members included:

·        Marie Howe, State Poet of the State of New York, 2012-2014

·        Jeffrey Cannel, Deputy Commissioner, New York State Office of Cultural Education

·        Nina Darnton, Author

·        Donald Faulkner, Director, New York State Writers Institute

·        Edward Hirsch, Poet and Chancellor of the Academy of American Poets

·        Robert Pinsky, Poet, former US Poet Laureate and the Founder of Favorite Poem Project

·        Ewa Zadrzynska, Writer and Filmmaker

The Jury also awarded Certificates of Merit to six additional  participants:

·        Helen Ruggieri, poet, from Olean, NY, for her essay on James Wright’s poem: “A Blessing”

·        Louis Altman, a lawyer from Albany, NY, for his essay on Wallace Steven’s poem “The Sense of Order”

·        Philip McCallion, Ph.D. from Albany, NY, for his essay on Seamus Heaney’s poem “Digging”

·        Sharon de Silva from Schenectady, NY, for her essay on Langston Hughes’ poem “Mother to Son”

·        Martin Mahler retiree from Brooklyn, NY, for his essay on Edna St. Vincent Millay’s poem: “Lament”

·        Ben Kroup, editor, writer, from from Waterford NY, for his essay on Kristtijonas Donelaitis’ poem “Metai”

Each of their essays will be published on the Academy of American Poets website, Poets.org.

The New York State Poetry Unites contest is based on a model that has been held successfully in Europe. Developed and produced by Ewa Zadrzynska for the Evens Foundation, the first “Poetry Unites – My Favorite Poem” contest was held in Poland in 2008, where it has since become an annual event. In 2012 the Evens Foundation extended the contest to other European countries.  So far the contest has been held twice in Germany, five times in Poland, and once in Bulgaria.

 

This is my entry which will be posted on www.poets.org

 

                        JAMES WRIGHT’S A BLESSING
 

 I attended a school so conservative that Alan Ginsberg was forbidden to step onto the campus.  When students invited him to read, his appearance was cancelled by the administration so it is not surprising that mindset permeated the faculty and class content. Ina contemporary poetry class we were to pick a poet and lead a discussion concerning a poem you particularly liked.  I selected  James Wright’s work and his poem  “A Blessing.”  I loved the way it started from a specific place  ‘just off the highway to Rochester, Minnesota.’  It began so exactly with the description of the scene it was as if you were there in the soft dusk,  watching the horses munching the tufts of spring in the darkness, the communion of species.  I was probably gushing when I talked about the poem because I loved it so at a time when poetry had been turned from a joy to a puzzle to be unraveled.

The professor pointed out that the last line of the poem was not an earned conclusion.  It had seemingly (or suddenly) appeared as a way to end the poem.  Bowing to authority and needing to earn my degree, I appeared to agree but always held the ending as a gift that sometimes comes from nowhere, felt knowledge that raises your spirit, elevates your life.

            Years went by.  I was attending a wedding reception held in the country.  I got

up from the picnic table where we were seated and walked over to an electric fence that encircled

a near by pasture.  As I walked along the fence, a pig came over to watch me.  Probably as bored as I

was.  How ya doin,’ I asked.  I told him about the wedding and why I was there and didn’t know

anybody and that pretty soon I could leave.  The pig listened attentively.  What a great audience. 

Was a pig an appropriate subject for a poem?  Would you like me to write a poem about you, I

asked?

      He fairly tapdanced on his trotters.  I’d never been this close to a living pig before.  He had long eyelashes and white skin with a tinge of pink. He would probably need sunscreen. A few curly hairs sprung from his back.   I talked to him for a bit and decided I should go back to the table and get a treat for him. 

            When I came back bearing carrots, I swear, the pig smiled at me.  This pig likes me, I thought.  And I liked him.  He shuffled his trotters and looked up at me and smiled again.  This pig knew about being alone.  He was grateful for my company.  In a sudden moment of clarity, I knew some things too.  I knew that Wright had earned every bit of his conclusion by observing, by being in the moment and I knew that at any moment I might break into blossom.

            On the Monday morning following the wedding, I was riding along when even with the windows closed a terrible smell oozed into the car - ahead, a big rig pulling a load of pigs in a slatted trailer.  Their snouts were pushed through the slats and I thought I could feel their terror.

I had to look away.  I knew where they were headed. That’s my pig tale.  Not as romantic as horses, but you take what comes whether you’ve earned it or not.    

 

 

 

 

 

 




Winners of the First New York State “Poetry Unites—My Favorite Poem” Contest Announced

Posted on

May 02 2014
New York, NY (May 2, 2014) Marie Howe, State Poet of the State of New York and Corinne Evens, a philanthropist, in coordination with the Academy of American Poets, the New York State Writers Institute, and the New York State Office of Cultural Education, are pleased to announce the winners of the 2014 Poetry Unites contest for the best short essay about a favorite poem.  The winners of the contest, which was open to all New York State residents, are in alphabetical order:
·        Marita Boulos, literacy program coordinator from Rouse Points, Clinton County, NY, for her straightforward and eloquent prose that candidly brings John Donne’s “Song” into her village.
·        Rosanna Oh, from Jericho, Long Island, a student, for her deeply personal response to the humility and precision in Robert Hayden’s “Those Winter Sundays.”
·        Matthew Powers, a teacher from Little Falls, NY, for the way he realistically invokes the incantatory and communal nature of poetry in Mark Strand’s “Lines for Winter.”
·        Paul White a healthcare provider from Cheektowaga, NY, for recognizing the talismanic power and healing capacity of poetry in David Ignatow’s “Sunday at the State Hospital.”
The winners will each be featured in short film profiles directed by Ewa Zadrzynska, which will be posted on Poets.org as well as the State Library, and NYS Writers Institute’s websites, and may be broadcast by public television across the United States. They will be awarded a Certificate of Merit and invited to a celebratory film screening on October 18, 2014 in NYC.             The jury selection members included:
·        Marie Howe, State Poet of the State of New York, 2012-2014
·        Jeffrey Cannel, Deputy Commissioner, New York State Office of Cultural Education
·        Nina Darnton, Author
·        Donald Faulkner, Director, New York State Writers Institute
·        Edward Hirsch, Poet and Chancellor of the Academy of American Poets
·        Robert Pinsky, Poet, former US Poet Laureate and the Founder of Favorite Poem Project
·        Ewa Zadrzynska, Writer and Filmmaker
The Jury also awarded Certificates of Merit to six additional  participants:
·        Helen Ruggieri, poet, from Olean, NY, for her essay on James Wright’s poem: “A Blessing”
·        Louis Altman, a lawyer from Albany, NY, for his essay on Wallace Steven’s poem “The Sense of Order”
·        Philip McCallion, Ph.D. from Albany, NY, for his essay on Seamus Heaney’s poem “Digging”
·        Sharon de Silva from Schenectady, NY, for her essay on Langston Hughes’ poem “Mother to Son”
·        Martin Mahler retiree from Brooklyn, NY, for his essay on Edna St. Vincent Millay’s poem: “Lament”
·        Ben Kroup, editor, writer, from from Waterford NY, for his essay on Kristtijonas Donelaitis’ poem “Metai”
Each of their essays will be published on the Academy of American Poets website, Poets.org.
The New York State Poetry Unites contest is based on a model that has been held successfully in Europe. Developed and produced by Ewa Zadrzynska for the Evens Foundation, the first “Poetry Unites – My Favorite Poem” contest was held in Poland in 2008, where it has since become an annual event. In 2012 the Evens Foundation extended the contest to other European countries.  So far the contest has been held twice in Germany, five times in Poland, and once in Bulgaria.
 
This is my entry which will be posted on www.poets.org
 
                        JAMES WRIGHT’S A BLESSING
 
 
 I attended a school so conservative that Alan Ginsberg was forbidden to step onto the campus.  When students invited him to read, his appearance was cancelled by the administration so it is not surprising that mindset permeated the faculty and class content. In
a contemporary poetry class we were to pick a poet and lead a discussion concerning a poem you particularly liked.  I selected  James Wright’s work and his poem  “A Blessing.”  I loved the way it started from a specific place  ‘just off the highway to Rochester, Minnesota.’  It began so exactly with the description of the scene it was as if you were there in the soft dusk,  watching the horses munching the tufts of spring in the darkness, the communion of species.  I was probably gushing when I talked about the poem because I loved it so at a time when poetry had been turned from a joy to a puzzle to be unraveled.
The professor pointed out that the last line of the poem was not an earned conclusion.  It had seemingly (or suddenly) appeared as a way to end the poem.  Bowing to authority and needing to earn my degree, I appeared to agree but always held the ending as a gift that sometimes comes from nowhere, felt knowledge that raises your spirit, elevates your life.
            Years went by.  I was attending a wedding reception held in the country.  I got
up from the picnic table where we were seated and walked over to an electric fence that encircled
a near by pasture.  As I walked along the fence, a pig came over to watch me.  Probably as bored as I was.  How ya doin,’ I asked.  I told him about the wedding and why I was there and didn’t know anybody and that pretty soon I could leave.  The pig listened attentively.  What a great audience.  Was a pig an appropriate subject for a poem?  Would you like me to write a poem about you, I asked?
      He fairly tapdanced on his trotters.  I’d never been this close to a living pig before.  He had long eyelashes and white skin with a tinge of pink. He would probably need sunscreen. A few curly hairs sprung from his back.   I talked to him for a bit and decided I should go back to the table and get a treat for him. 
            When I came back bearing carrots, I swear, the pig smiled at me.  This pig likes me, I thought.  And I liked him.  He shuffled his trotters and looked up at me and smiled again.  This pig knew about being alone.  He was grateful for my company.  In a sudden moment of clarity, I knew some things too.  I knew that Wright had earned every bit of his conclusion by observing, by being in the moment and I knew that at any moment I might break into blossom.
            On the Monday morning following the wedding, I was riding along when even with the windows closed a terrible smell oozed into the car - ahead, a big rig pulling a load of pigs in a slatted trailer.  Their snouts were pushed through the slats and I thought I could feel their terror.
I had to look away.  I knew where they were headed. That’s my pig tale.  Not as romantic as horses, but you take what comes whether you’ve earned it or not.    
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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